Why try? I'm that guy
Holden Caulfield from Catcher In The Rye [1]
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of Seinfeld
Or Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross [2]
Pepsi Challenge took it, lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be most likely to suck

Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President owner of Hustler
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome [3] gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Play poker with a joker and some Uno cards

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be most likely to suck

Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck