Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean, if you know what I mean
When I gave you my favorite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone
He meets and who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice[1]

It's hard to believe that you don't owe me shit
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
At least I have the right to write anything I think is right

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

Looking back at the days when we were friends
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend