Are you such a dreamer
To put the world to rights?
I’ll stay home forever
Where two & two always makes up five

I’ll lay down the tracks
Sandbag & hide
January has April’s showers
And two & two always makes up five

It’s the devil’s way now
There is no way out
You can scream & you can shout
It is too late now

Because

You have not been
Paying attention

I try to sing along
I get it all wrong
‘Cause I’m not
‘Cause I’m not

I swat ‘em like flies
But like flies the buggers
Keep coming back
Not ‘Cause I’m not

“All hail to the thief,
All hail to the thief”
But I am not!
But I am not!
But I am not!
But I am not!

“Don’t question my authority
or put me in the dock”
‘Cause I’m not
‘Cause I’m not

Go & tell the king that
the sky is falling in
When it’s not
But is not
But is not
Maybe not
Maybe not